Our World Cup Caption Competition – Week 2!

June 25, 2018 | By | 28 Replies More

Thanks to everyone who took part in our World Cup themed caption competitions, we had great fun reading all of the comments!

Congratulations to James who commented with the winning caption:

“Ey-up lads. The ladies are here, assume training pose #349 in 3…2…1…”

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Comments (28)

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  1. Neil says:

    Sorry Kyle, only the best dribblers get to wear a bib!

  2. Peter Pull says:

    Seriously guys, has anyone seen the deodorant stick ……

  3. Steve Hoban says:

    Our father who art in Russia, hallowed be thy ground.
    Thy Lingard come
    A VAR will not come
    On Kalliningrad as it is in Kazan
    Give us this Cahill, our daily Dier
    Forgive us Young’s terrible passes
    And lead us not into shot hesitation
    But deliver us from Fifa
    Kane hallowed be thy name!
    Forever and ever our 11 men.

  4. Andrew Snell says:

    Right lads, let’s show Ze Germans how to beat South Korea…

  5. Les says:

    Not necessary gentlemen. Germany are out of the world cup.

  6. James Nelson says:

    Although the England team weren’t showing the right ways to combat their opponents on the pitch, they weren’t prepared to combat the plague of head lice off the pitch.

  7. Simon Woodley says:

    KANE – ‘right lads follow me; it’s heads, shoulders, knees and toes..’

  8. James Nelson says:

    Ey-up lads. The ladies are here, assume training pose #349 in 3…2…1…

  9. Paul says:

    Hey Kyle, strike a pose, vogue, vogue, vogue!

  10. Paul says:

    Kyle – H, I dont know how you do it; bend your knee AND put your hands behind your head at the same time?

  11. Karen Penn says:

    Stretch those arms ready to pick up the cup

  12. Jane Orford says:

    Ok Gareth, think that’s enough adoration for today, can we get up now?

  13. Paul says:

    Take it easy Kyle, we are heads, shoulders knees and toes above the rest!

  14. Darren Jenkins says:

    Walker caught out of position yet again.

  15. Darren Jenkins says:

    Kyle couldn’t emulate his Dad Roy when trying to act out Catchphrase of the week.

  16. Dale says:

    Why are we lining up, Its not our fault the Germans are out

  17. mark says:

    Sing along to: “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes”

  18. David says:

    Are you taking the “mick” Harry….. this is going to be our goal celebration dance!!

  19. S.Fawke says:

    Now lads if you lift your arms up like that it’s easier for the opponents to wrestle you to the floor and we can practice our penalties.

  20. Steve F says:

    No No No !
    See no cover your eyes
    Speak no cover your mouth
    Hear no cover your ears
    Now lets try again!

  21. Rick says:

    Breaking News: Only 1 England player nailed the Steps Tragedy dance moves test in training today.

  22. David says:

    Harry….. the next time the Boss tells you to eat your greens like a good little boy…. just do it!!!! Or we all suffer…

  23. Rick says:

    Walker was determined not to fall the ‘Coat hanger down the back of the Bib’ prank.

  24. robbiec1480 (JGBM) says:

    It all got very confusing when Sterling shouted “Show us your guns”

  25. Mark Smith says:

    Hey Macarana!

  26. Ryan Elderbrand says:

    Errrrr Harry, I don’t think this is how you do the YMCA!

  27. Aaron says:

    Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, FORGET THAT WE ARE WINNING!!!

  28. Hayley Bainbridge says:

    “Mr Motivator ain’t got nothing on me” said Harry
    “maybe but he looked better than you” said Walker

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