Our World Cup Caption Competition – Week 1!

June 14, 2018 | By | 35 Replies More

Thanks to everyone who took part in our World Cup themed caption competitions, we had great fun reading all of the comments!

Congratulations to Peter who commented with the winning caption:

“Like Ukraine, when I get my hands on it your not getting it back…”

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  1. Rick Haswell says:

    Suspicions were aroused at Russia’s annual ‘Bring your Dad to School Day’ when the winner of the Papier Mâché World Cup making Competition proudly showed off his creation.

  2. Aaron says:

    Who’s first in line for a beating with my golden ball?

  3. Jason Taggart says:

    What do you think of this for a Russian doll?

  4. David says:

    Mr President, is it true that if you insure your care with Compare the market .com – that you get a replica world cup?

    It sure is, I insured my Lada last week with Compare the market .com and the FSB delivered this to me this morning.

  5. David says:

    Yes, this was one of the first designs we had for our Fabergé eggs back in 1885, but as you guys were not around then playing football, we opted for a more convention design.

  6. Vince says:

    In a few moments the nerve agent will take effect and you will all forget there was ever a trophy! 😉

  7. Paul says:

    Guy with the headphones in the background:
    Dreamy thought-bubble of barechested Putin on horseback

  8. Darren Masters says:

    “Oi England, about our linesman in 1966…you’re welcome”

  9. Paul Grice says:

    At last the Trump Voodoo doll from Amazon (Pssst Ivan put this in the special room)

  10. debbie hartshorn says:

    Oh my…the light shines of this like it does with my head!!

  11. Jason Taggart says:

    When I said I wanted to squeeze my hands around a gold head worth a small fortune I meant Trump….

  12. Les says:

    Our button is better than your button Mr Trump

  13. Steven McAllister says:

    Winner Winner Cabbage Dinner!

  14. Darren Jenkins says:

    And how many State Sponsored Doping gold medals did it take to make this then?

  15. Paul Wilson says:

    And I would just like to thank FIFA for presenting me with this statue of myself…

  16. Colin Andrews says:

    Bought and paid for!

  17. Mandie says:

    If we don’t win, I will Kill you all!

  18. Alan C says:

    Putin does Bullseye….’Now Gareth, let’s have a look at what you could have won’

  19. Tony Octon says:

    Today the World Cup – tomorrow the World!

  20. Andy Summers says:

    Scrap novichok…. we’ll just hit them over the head with this instead!!

  21. GRAHAM (JGBM) says:

    This is the one thing the state doping agency isn’t getting their hands on

  22. Hayley Bainbridge says:

    Meanwhile back in Germany his ex-wife is bowing her head and wondering where on earth is he gonna be “Putin” that 🙂

  23. Steve says:

    The look you get when you say “Oi mate, can I hold it now?”

  24. Charlie Wallis says:

    WOW! These isotopes are getting bigger

  25. Colin (JGBM) says:

    I’ll fight you all for it

  26. Patrick Sweeting says:

    This is what bribery can buy you.

  27. Dave Messenger says:

    Hans off Germany, it’s ours!

  28. Mark Smith says:

    For the last time Donald, yes we can go to the cinema, no I am not a Meerkat and I am telling you that this is not made of chocolate!

  29. Ryan Elderbrand says:

    Smeagol says “My Precious!”

  30. Phil says:

    He’s got the whole world in his hands!

  31. Andy Summers says:

    Come on Brazil – I’m not letting the West get their hands on this!

  32. Dale says:

    Bend over Donald I’m sure this will fit

  33. Peter Pull says:

    Like Ukraine, when I get my hands on it your not getting it back…

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